Fun-E

I almost died laughing while reading this. Enjoy.

A Desi Teachers’ English Class:

In class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come
in.
* Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away
outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

About family :
* I have two daughters both of them are girls

At the play ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

Pronouncing punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late – say YES or NO

And ‘Sir’ at his best…!!!
*Desi teacher to a boy, angrily–> I talk, he talk,
why you middle middle talk ?

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